>It’s all fun and games until he runs into a wall, or falls down the stairs. Being blind is not exactly a walk through the park. One of her hands reaches out to him, making an attempt to hold him there a little bit longer.
Even that would at least be good for a laugh. And any park he walks through would be quite the adventure while blind, but he’ll still pass for now. He shifts his elbows so they go over her shoulders. Two can play at that holding the other in place game.
unci krrkat silly!! wuv you!!
YOU’RE PRETTY SILLY TOO, PEEP.
LOVE YOU TOO!
Let me know when you get the human planned out. Well decide what kind of meat we want then
YOU MEAN WE’RE GOING TO HAVE MORE THAN JUST PERSON OR WHAT PARTS OF THE PERSON WE’RE GOING TO BE HAVING?
((Due to needing to sew during the night I have a borrowed sewing machine available, since mine is currently in need of a foot, I won’t really be on here.
I do have skype and pesterchum open if anyone wants to chat very slowly. The usernames are in Karkat’s sidebar.))
>Hey, if he ever ends up losing his last eye, he could always wear two eye patches, two is better than one. She scrunched her face up when his lips were on her forehead, though it was a bit hard to hide the smile that was spreading on her face.
Maybe he’ll do that some day just for the hell of it anyway. It’d be a fun way to fuck with people. Given the effect it had obviously had on his matesprit, he repeats the action, lingering slightly against her skin this time.
>They were both probably still in a bad mood, even if it was slight, like it was for Sollux. Whatever, forgive and forget. After she was sure that she had wiped away anything that shouldn’t be on her face, she tilted her head back so she could look at him. It was probably a good idea that he kept his face away, or she could have accidentally caught it with her horns.
You’re very welcome.
That’s exactly the reason why he was careful. He tends to value his remaining eye a little more, since it’s all he’s got left. He picks his head up just enough to place a quick kiss to her forehead.
>Man was he full of surprises today, being yanked forward by him counted as one of those surprises. She quickly sat straight again and watched him as he sulked into some other room to find her a towel. It wasn’t that she was mad at him, she just didn’t particularly like being sneezed on. She talked as she worked on wiping away at her face with her newly found head-towel.
Bleth you, by the way.
It wasn’t intentional and was nearly as surprising to him as it was to her. He doesn’t really blame her for being upset with the being sneezed on. It just wasn’t the most pleasant way to be moved from his seat. He leans on her shoulders from behind, though he’s careful to keep his face well away from anything that could hurt him. “Thanks. That’s ever so generous after my ousting.”
>He could have still turned a different way, yet he chose not to, in this case the bird is absolutely necessary. This is probably the greatest time to get him off of her. Hooking her arms under his legs, she lifted her arms up and pushed him backwards off of his comfortable spot.
Go get me thomethiing two clean my fathe, you butt.
Eh. It was funnier this way. Well, right up until she throws him off her. His hands grasp at her even as he falls back, which results in a very ungainly half fall, which threatens to drag her with him. Without a word, he recovers himself, stalking off rather unhappily, though he does drop a towel unceremoniously onto her head a couple of minutes later.
Yeah thats true. Since humans cant be trusted to do it themselves and I think theyre getting stupider by the year. We should. You make the plans regarding the person and I think I could get us some good meat to barbeque.
THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH MY THOUGHT PROCESS AS WELL.
ALRIGHT. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN TO ME.
>Okay, so maybe biting him wasn’t the best idea she could have thought of, but hey, it was more of a spur of the moment thing. She stopped wiping her face just to glare at him and flip him the bird, it wasn’t nice to laugh at someone with grossness on their face.
Yeth, ii waz goiing two wiipe iit on you shiirt, but thadly there iiz a thtrong lack of actual clothiing that ii can wiipe my fathe on.
He didn’t even really mind the bite all that much, but he didn’t have control of the sneeze either other than to try to point it not completely at her. Flipping him off only makes this more funny and earns her more laughter. “Yeah. The last time I checked, coconuts aren’t terribly absorbent, but you’re welcome to try. Looks like I came prepared without even trying.”
happy unci krrrkat day!!!
IS THAT TODAY NOW?
I FORGOT TO MARK IT ON MY CALENDAR.
DAMN IT. MISSING MY OWN DAY. WHAT A DUMMY.
>Yes we shall. Even though it was too late to pull her face back when he sneezed all over it, she still made an attempt. Her ears flattened against her head and she looked more surprised than anything. Perhaps even a little grossed out as she wiped her face against his.
Well that waz pleazant.
He doesn’t even bother to try to hide the fact that he’s laughing. After all, it was her own fault for biting his nose. “Guess we know what happens now when you put sharp objects there. It defends itself with violent, disgusting projectiles. You want me to get you something to clean that up with?”
I dunno. Some people are. It was kind of funny though. But I felt kinda bad after 'cause he wasnt too old. Yeah. Id have left the dude there to burn. Itd probably make a good barbeque too
EH. IT HAPPENS. SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO THIN OUT THE GENE POOL A LITTLE. WELL, I GUESS THEY’RE DOING THE THINNING, BUT IT STILL COUNTS.
YUM. WE NEED TO DO THAT SOME TIME.
>Maybe life just needed to procrastinate a bit, take a nice nap, or go to Maui and take a short break. Whatever floats life’s boat. Well if he was going to press against her as well, he was almost asking for it. She tilted her head to the side and opened her mouth, when he was pressed far enough, she lightly bit down on his nose.
Maybe. We’ll see what happens. He yelps softly and pulls back, but the damage has been done. His entire face crinkles up as he fights a futile battle. Losing rather swiftly, he sneezes into her face.
it’s been a while since i was on here. how are you?
I’VE MADE A NEW FRIEND, WHICH IS GOOD, SINCE HE LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE I DO.