…you’re not allowed two keep iit anymore.
I’M KEEPING YOUR LEGS ANYWAY, SINCE THEY’RE NOT PART OF IT ANYMORE.
Speaking of legs, he might be burrowing under the blankets now. It’s not so bad being bottom of the pile when he’s not alone. This is probably disrupting the wiggler’s hard work of piling them. Oops. Karkat would be sorry except he’s really not.
iit’2 all or nothiing. my lazy 2oul 2hall 2oon leave my iimobiile fle2h 2ack two go bee lazy el2ewhere.
CAN I KEEP YOUR BODY FOR USE IN A SHRINE? I PROMISE TO WORSHIP AT IT EVERY DAY.
THAT…SOUNDED LESS GROSS IN MY HEAD.
with me or in general?
by leaving it up to you i’m basically saying it’s fine with me, i don’t really care.
… i’m taunting you a little, but i’m also mostly serious.
i’m getting over the initial freak out, i have these things for ten days, i’m mentally myself, this seems like a good opportunity to try something new, i guess.
BOTH, SO I GUESS THAT MEANS MOSTLY IN GENERAL.
NOTED AND FILED AWAY FOR LATER.
HMM. IT’S TEMPTING, BUT OBVIOUSLY I’M GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO SOL FIRST AND SEE IF SHE’S ON BOARD WITH IT. I’M A LITTLE EHHH ABOUT IT BECAUSE OF WHAT I TOLD YOU BEFORE ABOUT WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, BUT I’M ALREADY MORE OPEN THAN I USED TO BE. PROGRESS IS GOOD, RIGHT?
No no, iit’2 alriight. We have deciided two peacefully accept our legle22 fate. From now on we 2hall float around the hiive iin order two contiinue our lazy habiit2.
ALRIGHT. I GUESS CAN LIVE WITHOUT YOU HAVING LEGS IF THAT’S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT SO LONG AS NOTHING ELSE FALLS OFF.
elderknightofblood said: I DON’T BELIEVE SO, BUT I’M NOT SURE IT’S WORTH THE RISK WHEN YOU HAVE SUCH NICE LEGS.
oh well. goodbye leg2, iit’2 been niice knowiing you.
THAT’LL HAVE TO DO, I GUESS. OR YOU COULD MAYBE GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND MOVE THEM.
that is the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to me
it’s up to you whether or not you get to see anything. i don’t really care either way
you’ve got a point though, i mean, it doesn’t mean much that for a limited time you get to play with two people’s chest sacks and it’d be completely okay with both parties. i’m sure there’ll be other opportunities.
I HAVE MY MOMENTS, FEW AND FAR BETWEEN THOUGH THEY SEEM TO BE LATELY.
HOW IS IT UP TO ME? THEY BELONG TO YOU.
IS THAT A SERIOUS OFFER OR ARE YOU TAUNTING ME?
he’s something alright. :)
do you really think so, karkat? it seems like too much to hope for! what if i’m never me again? will you still hate me?
so i take it you’re going to enjoy the next ten days especially for my sake?
YOU’LL ALWAYS BE YOU. WELL, ALMOST ALWAYS. AS LONG AS THEY JUST CHANGE THE WRAPPER, I STILL HATE WHAT’S INSIDE.
WELL NOW THAT MIGHT DEPEND UPON WHETHER I ACTUALLY GET TO SEE ANYTHING OR NOT. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN I CAN WANDER INTO THE NEXT BLOCK OVER AND PLAY WITH SOME TOP NOTCH CHEST SACKS VIRTUALLY WHENEVER I WANT?
of course i was, davian is still making cave robbing jokes.
and yeah, i’m starting to forget what it feels like to just be me. this isn’t so bad, though, this is just outward changes.
and nothings wrong with that. just an observation.
WOW, REALLY? YOUR HIVEMATE IS SOMETHING ELSE.
SOMEDAY, JONNAH, SOMEDAY YOU WILL JUST BE YOU AGAIN. DARE TO DREAM THE NIGH IMPOSSIBLE DREAM!
IT’S A CORRECT ONE.
if the situation calls for it.
i’m always gorgeous, that’s not the point. :p and i guess i’m already tiny, so there’s not much they could have added, or detracted, from that.
you really have a kink for boobs, don’t you?
I’M SURE YOU ARE. I BET YOU WERE THE SEXIEST GRUB AROUND FOR MILES. TOO BAD THEY WON’T JUST LET YOU BE YOU FOR MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES.
SO WHAT IF I DO? WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT?
that’s a downright shame. :p
AND STOP LIKING MY DISCOMFORT!!!
ONE I’M SURE YOU HAVE IT ON YOUR LIST TO RECTIFY.
NO FUCKING WAY. I BET YOU’RE GORGEOUS, AND THAT’S ONE I’VE BEEN BEFORE. THEY EVEN DID THE HONORS OF MAKING ME TINY TO BOOT. THAT’S THE PART THAT CHEESED ME OFF.I DON’T REALLY GIVE A SHIT IF I GROW BOOBS. BOOBS ARE FUN, WHETHER ATTACHED TO ME OR OTHERWISE. ACTUALLY, THEY LATTER IS BETTER.
hopefully there won’t be one! if you jinx this for me i will break your nose. :p
MHMM. THAT’D BE A NEW ONE, ACTUALLY.
WOULD YOU BELIEVE WITH ALL THE SHIT THAT’S HAPPENED TO ME, I’VE NEVER HAD SOMETHING SO MUNDANE AS A BROKEN NOSE?
yeah no, you would have had a full on grub attack if you came to see me. there would be blood. so i appreciate this :p
HAHA. NOW I’M SORRY I DIDN’T. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS. OH WELL. MAYBE NEXT TIME, IF THERE IS ONE.
so... uh... thanks for the grub things. i really appreciate it!
NO PROBLEM. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME DEBATING WHETHER TO JUST SHOW UP OR TO JUST IGNORE IT OR WHAT. GRUBHOOD IS A COMPROMISING, DISADVANTAGEOUS POSITION THAT WASN’T YOUR FAULT, SO THAT WAS MY VERSION OF A GET WELL SOON. (^B
I JUST PUT SHREDDED CHEDDAR ON AN OLD PANCAKE AND ATE IT THAT WAY.
CAN’T TELL IF GENIUS OR JUST WAY TOO FUCKING TIRED TO CARE.